I'm toying with the idea of making a TV show of my life. It'll be a seven-part series, in which I will struggle with shopping addiction, finical deprivation & binge drinking, whilst practicing incompetence at an Olympic level. It'll be like an episode of 24, only I'm under constant threat, not from terrorists, but from myself.
Tune in and watch as I lurch from one crisis point to the next in a dramatic lead up to the season finale, in which I promptly beat myself to death with a stapler after finding out that, thanks to our glorious government, there have been more cuts and Topman has been forced to shut down & the price of alcohol continues to rocket.
Trust me, it'll have you sprouting fingernails at an unnatural rate to keep up with the amount you're chewing off.
Casual greetings and welcome to my blog. I'm a typical young Scottish journalism student, coming at you from Glasgow with all the glitz and glam of an over-sexed circus troupe and the enthusiasm of a ned that's just been handed a free bottle of Buckfast.
Below are a selection of blogs, articles and reviews I've whipped up over time. Some entries are from my course, some were written to express my loathing for the human race and some were sticky-taped together in a desperate attempt to alleviate crippling boredom.
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